According to a former Sesame Street writer, Bert & Ernie men!  

During their examination of this major news story, Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty address a number of hard truths about the most beloved characters of The Muppets oeuvre.  

Revealed during The Armstrong & Getty Show, numerous examples of the sock puppet's atrocious behavior--including Muppet-on-Muppet abuses that would simply not be acceptable within our current culture.  

The truth--will shock you.